The Strawberry Bush

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Dragon Info (Dinfo)

Buncha plural gays. Known collectively as Berries/The Berry Bush.
Those of us that use this blog includes Liz (They/she), Ruby (Pronouns vary), and Ash (He/him).

Gatekeepers fuck off. This includes people that don’t “believe” in so-called “contradictory identities” and the like. In other words, if someone is just trying to live their life and mind their own business then leave them alone or we don’t like you.

If you need anything tagged/we forgot to tag something please let us know. this kinda stuff is important to us. Asks and dms are open, although we might be more hesitant to respond to dms from non-mutuals. Sowwy, we’re just not very social.
Asks are always welcome though :3


loser-baby

Why are “naturally thin” and “born with a fast metabolism” totally acceptable explanations for weight, but “naturally fat” and “born with a slow metabolism” seen as “excuses” for “laziness/irresponsibility/greediness”?

Answer: ignorance, fat stigma and discrimination.



spiribia

glados would love making AI art. she would be like heres a picture i drew, for you. thats you falling in that fiery pit. your arm is on backwards . i did that on purpose, as a metaphor for how you're so backhanded. here, let's pull up another one. that's you dying from neurotoxin. oh, dear, your hand's been replaced with an image of anvil. i also did that on purpose. honestly, youv'e got to figure that one out yourself, you can't possibly expect me to explain all my symbolism.



lowlevelkoboldadventures

To explain in Real Time Strategy terms; kobolds are a very low cost unit that aren’t particularly strong or combat effective, but you can press the interact button to pet them which is cool. Also they steal things. From who? Uhhh listen you don’t really need to know that one right? They steal! They’re the only unit that can do that too! Maybe you should make 50 of them!!! If you focus on petting one kobold for 5 minutes and ignore what all the other kobolds are doing off screen, you DO get an achievement for it, definitely!!!


daily-kobold-facts

Top Five Signs You are Secretly a Kobold

  1. You think you might be a kobold.
  2. The first sign is conclusive evidence in 99% percent of cases. However, for your convenience were are including three additional signs which may or may not be present.
  3. You have an urge to lick random rocks.
  4. You're much better at doing things when you have a friend within 5ft of the problem.
  5. You think dragons are cool.


Asked by failgirlgut:

projecting girltummy thoughts into your mind

mothgirlfluff

Jokes on you I was already thinking of girltummy girltummy girltummy girltummy girltummh help I can’t stop girltummy girltummy girltummy thinking about girltummy girltummy girltummy girls and their tummys noooOOOO GIRLTUMMY GIRLTUMMY GIRLTUMMY

dragongirltum

Glad to see I picked the right wizard for the job


Asked by failgirlgut:

projecting girltummy thoughts into your mind

mothgirlfluff

Jokes on you I was already thinking of girltummy girltummy girltummy girltummy girltummh help I can’t stop girltummy girltummy girltummy thinking about girltummy girltummy girltummy girls and their tummys noooOOOO GIRLTUMMY GIRLTUMMY GIRLTUMMY


flareongirlfloof

have you ever tried making coffee with red wine instead of water? it's got a very powerful aroma and i was tasting it for weeks

threshergirltail

what. tell me more

flareongirlfloof

well, first of all the actual ethanol in the wine boils off at like 70C so you're using a low temperature (because obviously the goal is to make alcoholic coffee and you don't want to boil it away)

which means the coffee is HORRIBLY underextracted which normally makes your cup taste like the absolute worst decaf you've ever had

but, see, it's warm, and warm makes things smell more. so you've got this EXTREMELY powerful red wine smell, with pure ethanol vapor entering your nose, and some god-awful underextracted almost-coffee smell all mixing together

you bring that cup to your mouth and the smell is just. it's the first wall you have to get through

flareongirlfloof

actually the second wall. the first wall is realizing that this is probably a bad idea, but doing it anyway

threshergirltail

I am fascinated by every word here

flareongirlfloof

image

@shedog because i read about an old roman person who used to make their coffee with champagne and was talking to a friend like "that doesn't sound like the worst thing in the world, but i don't like white wine at all" so it goes "yeah that makes sense" and i continue with "but i do like red wine, we should try to make it this weekend" so i went over to its house and we went out and bought the cheapest (non-boxed) red wine we could find (i do have standards) and it tried to convince me not to but we did it anyway

shedog

fine. that makes sense. but now i gotta try it too

flareongirlfloof

a word of warning

if you push through the smell and manage to actually imbibe some of this curséd brew, there will be a voice

in the back of your head

saying

"oh huh this actually doesn't taste that bad"

and the voice is RIGHT, but only temporarily

you have two options, really. let it sit for a bit and really savor that surprisingly nice flavor before swallowing (MISTAKE) or understand that that voice will lead to naught but despair and choke it down before the tonic turns on you because it WILL oh my god it will.

that's not even considering the aftertaste

dragongirlteeth

Hey, safety concern: what you're doing is kind of weird distilling maybe. Alcohol vapor is dangerous, but for one or two cups this probably isn't that bad, but, be aware that you're probably spilling alcohol vapor into your kitchen space and creating a potentially explosive fuel-air mixture

flareongirlfloof

oh yeah definitely. my friend and i are both like, scientists, so we knew the risks and didnt use too much wine and no open flames but this is absolutely worth mentioning, thank you

zanmor

Why not brew coffee normally and then mix some with red wine?

flareongirlfloof

that's quitter talk

sevengummisharks

This concoction is so viscerally embedded in my mind. it would make a furiously potent ritual component.

I'm glad we tried. but please, never again. for both our sakes.

easily one of the posts on this website